Since I shall be away for the weekend I won’t have the blog out till Tuesday. Expect lots of photos of Cornwall in the overcast gloominess that has descended upon us. In the meantime I robbed this fun thing from Big Momma K’s facebook page, which may or may not entertain the international readers amongst you; who still have to go to work on Monday. Mwah ha ha ha ha…
Can you name 20 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Don’t read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 20 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually list the names first!! No cheating!!!
4. Liccy 5. Simon
9. Lisa M
14. Sarah S
15. Sarah F
• How did you meet 10?
She is going out with number 9. She wouldn’t have been my choice but I’m stuck with her now.• What would you do if you had never met 6?
Dance like a fool to Kelly Clarkson on my own.• What would you do if 20 and 15 dated?
Fall over. Just the thought makes me need to sit down. • If you could marry between 6 and 14 who will it be?
14: we could both live in a council house together buying PG Tips with our benefits
• Did you ever like 9?
Of course. Pippa and I thought she was too good to be true for AGES.
• Have you ever seen 4 cry?
Yes – after the last day in Winchester behind the skip.
• Would 4 and 12 make a good couple?
Now that is a union worth filming!
• Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple?
Probably – they’re as thick as thieves once they get together so it would be the next logical step
• Describe 8:
• Do you like 12?
She’s my second sister!
• Tell me something about 17:
She got warned by the police for lewd behaviour in the first year of university. Her defence was that she was ‘going to be a teacher’ and couldn’t get arrested.
• What’s 7′s favorite color?
No idea. Brown?
• What would you do if 1 just confessed they liked you?
Question what he had been thinking for the other 638 days we have been going out.
• When was the last time you talked to number 15?Wednesday afternoon, when I bumped into her on my way to the doctor.• How do you think 19 feels about you?
She probably thinks I’m smashing. Everyone does.• What language does 13 speak?
English.• Who is 6 going out with?
5• What grade is 16 in?
She left school a long time ago, but she doesn’t look a day older. Bitch.• What is 5′s favorite music?
Anything with a man in a badly knitted jumper playing a guitar.
• Would you ever date 3?
She keeps promising but nothing so far.
• Is 11 single?
Hell no. She’s had a man longer than a jail sentence for fraud.
• What is 1s last name?
I do know, but this is the internet: I don’t need freaks at my house day and night, thanks.
• Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 7?
Well, we did go out for four years, and we kept a flying pig for a pet. Ah, Rashers; where are you now?
• Where does 18 live?
• What do you think about 20?
She’s my boss and, as lovely as she is, only made it to the list because she walked past while I was writing this.
• What is the best thing about 4?:
Her good heart.
• What would you like to tell 9 right now?
That we are coming to Southampton in June and she had better be ready.• How did you meet 14?
At University• Are you going to know 3 forever?
I certainly hope so.